Anonymous asked:

How many guys jerk off to your profile picture on average each day?

Going Away Answer:


hopefully all


why do people have replies disabled…who do you think you are…I have things to say 

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when i was 4 my dad asked me what i wanted to be when i grow up and i replied ‘daddy i want to be a cheesecake’ it’s been 12 fucking years and no one has let me forget it 

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