Anonymous asked:

Ask her about how to alienate people and judge the pants off of people she doesn't know. (Response on how I would describe you.)

How I would describe you: likes to do anal with his friends ex girlfriends. I always wondered why your dick smelled so bad.





It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.